Ask Dr. CyberLove         

Having relationship problems in cyberspace? Dr. CyberLove is here with the cure.

Q - Dr. CyberLove, my girlfriend just sent me e-mail telling me that she never wants to see me again. Do I have to return all the GIFs she sent me?

A - No.  But you should return any java she may have shared with you.

Q - Dr. CyberLove, I've met the most wonderful guy in the world, and he says he wants to marry me. The only problem is that he lives in England. He says he'll fly to California to marry me, but that I should mail him $5,000 first so he's assured of my intentions. And the funny thing is that he wants me to mail the money to a friend of his in Milwaukee because he says that the English customs office would seize the money if I sent it right to him. Should I send him cash or a check?

A - You should send a check, of course. Never send cash through the mail; it's not safe!

Q - Dr. CyberLove, I met a great woman online and I'm crazy about her. I'm wondering though - she sent me a picture of herself, and she looks just like Cindy Crawford. Do you think she sent me a fake picture?

A - Of course not! You'd be surprised how many people look just like Cindy Crawford. In fact, that's why she's so successful. She has that familiar, girl-next-door look.

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